He’s sort of a homeless horse, ” I said.“ I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days. You can put the horse in the garage, but I don’t want that horse in my apartment.”“ Who would put a horse in an apartment? That’s dumb.”“ Where’s the horse staying now?”“ My apartment.”“ I can always count on you to brighten my day, ” Ranger said. And he disconnected. Janet Evanovich
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